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    Very Dirty Pathan Jokes Pakistan

  • 'Very, very, very tough' Iran talks extended

    VIENNA: Global powers wrestling for a historic nuclear deal with Iran gave themselves yet more time Tuesday after foreign ministers failed to bridge what one diplomat called "very, very, very tough" remaining issues...

    “Removing the remaining brackets (in the text of the agreement), this seems to be very, very, very tough,” the senior diplomat said as an 11th day of talks stretched late into the night in Vienna...

  • From the stands: Pathan, Akmal and the famous Karachi win

    Nine years ago, I was lucky enough to have witnessed one of the most thrilling Pakistan-India encounters at the National Stadium...

    From Irfan Pathan’s hat-trick in the first over to Kamran Akmal’s face-saving century and Abdul Razzaq’s understated heroics, it was all too dramatic...

  • Guilty in Naqeeb case will be punished, Durrani tells Sindhi-Pathan community of Shikarpur

    SHIKARPUR: Sindh Ass­e­­mbly Speaker Agha Siraj Khan Durrani has said that no party in the province is strong enough to challenge Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) in the next general election...

    He was speaking at a tea party hosted for him jointly by the Shikarpur Sindhi-Pathan Bradary and All Sindhi-Pathan Youth at the residence of Special People Foundation chairman Agha Muneer Khan Pathan near Kiri Nawab Khan locality on Thursday... ...

  • Pietersen jokes about England coaching job

    LONDON: Kevin Pietersen joked on Twitter that he had applied for the England coaching job on Wednesday, a day after being sidelined by new director of cricket Andrew Strauss...

    “Morning all, after a pretty bad day yesterday I’ve given it a lot of thought overnight,” Pietersen wrote to his 2
  • Funny or not? Salman Khan jokes about jail time

    Is he covering up his embarrassment or is he genuinely remorseless? Either way, Salman Khan hasn't lost many fans, if scenes from the Arab Indo Bollywood Awards in Dubai are to be believed...

    When Khan handed over the award for best debut director to Sajid Nadiadwala, the director said making Kick was so nerve-wracking that he probably won’t be making another film for the next five to six years
  • A litany of jokes

    LABOUR Force Survey annual report 2014-15 (last available) serves as the book of reference for whoever is curious to dig out the unemployment numbers in Pakistan...

    Released by the Pakistan Bureau of Statistics, Government of Pakistan, it dishes out numbers difficult to digest...

  • Family jokes and school struggles, film shows private side of Malala

    Most people know Pakistani Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala Yousafzai, who was shot by the Taliban in 2012 for demanding girls' right to education, but few have heard of the 19th century Afghan heroine she was named after...

    According to Pashtun tradition, Malalai of Maiwand spurred her countrymen to victory against British troops in 1880, taking to the battlefield to rally a demoralised Afghan force with a verse about martyrdom
  • Listen to jokes and get your money

    The straight-shooter that he is, when the speed merchant was asked by a journalist about his decision to join the venture, he replied without any hesitation that he will be paid to enjoy the jokes, Good answer, Shobi...

    Spare a thought, though, for those who will see you and Harbajhan S enjoying the jokes!Published in Dawn, Sunday Magazine, July 17th, 2016...

  • The Butt of all jokes

    ”Beyond the glamorous veneer of celebrity life, it’s a lot of hard work — and Ahmed is very, very serious about it...

    “When I was young, I was very good at mimicry and at family functions I would be asked to imitate my Naano, the late Madam Noor Jehan...

  • Local jokes

    It was an official of the district administration of Kasur, apparently a very considerate man, who allowed these 50 councillors the monitoring work in their wards...

    Routinely, they are made the butt of jokes by their electorate, even if, as in the case of an overwhelming majority, they happen to belong to the all-powerful PML-N...

  • RBI chief jokes over future as rates held

    MUMBAI: India’s central bank chief Raghuram Rajan joked Tuesday that it would be “cruel” to end intense speculation surrounding his future as he held interest rates in the world’s fastest-growing large economy...

    The Indian media is abuzz with predictions about whether the popular central banker, often dubbed “Rockstar Rajan”, will be given a second three-year term as governor when his current contract expires in September
  • Jokes apart

    In his lexicon, Pakistan is synonymous with terrorism, just as to him India is a sobriquet for Hinduism...

    Perhaps this precedent tempted Mr Modi to use the BRICS meeting to extract anti-Pakistan endorsements from Russia and China, which he could then use as ammunition against his foe, equally their neighbour...

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