Funny Airport Welcome Signs for Parents
Get revenge for all the times your parents embarrassed you. Many parents love embarrassing their kids, so why not give them a taste of their own medicine? If your parent or parents are coming back from a trip, tease them with one of these funny sign ideas: “Welcome home from the swingers’ convention, Mom and Dad!” “Welcome home, Mom! I’m starving. Dad can’t cook.” “Mom and Dad, welcome back from nudist camp!” “Welcome home from prison, [name]! I’m your son/daughter!” “Welcome home Dad and your new mail order bride!” “Orphan(s) seeking loving parents” “Welcome back! Where are our gifts?” “Are you my father?” “Welcome home, Mom and Dad! We’re out of cereal.” “Welcome home, Mom! Dad’s been a terrible substitute.”
Funny Airport Welcome Signs for Partners
Show your partner you’re the funny one in the relationship. If you and your partner have a teasing relationship, there’s no better way to welcome them back from a trip than with a funny airport pickup sign. If they can laugh with you, it’s a good sign you two are a great match. Here are some examples: “Even though we’re cousins, I still want to get married.” “Achievement unlocked: Hug your long distance girlfriend for the first time!” With a poster with a cutout for your face: “Who’s excited to see his wife? This guy!” “[Name], it’s your baby. You can’t hide from me forever.” “Welcome home, *name*. I know you cheated.” “[Name], it’s me. The dominatrix you hired.” “Wanted: [picture of partner] for stealing hearts and unlawful cuteness. Reward: 1,000,000.” “[Name], I know it isn’t mine, but I’ll raise it like it’s my own. I forgive you for your infidelity.” “Welcome back! Last time was so close—I’m glad your wife didn’t catch us!” “Running out of money. Have you seen my sugar daddy?”
Funny Airport Welcome Signs for Friends
Make your friend laugh after a long flight. There’s nothing more fun than embarrassing your friends in public. Don’t tell them you’re making a welcome sign, and record their reaction when they spot you in the airport. Share the video with the rest of your friends—just don’t be surprised if the friend you picked up gets some lighthearted payback later on. “Oh, great! You somehow survived.” “Has anyone seen [name]? I lost them here 5 months ago!” “Welcome home from prison! We knew you didn’t kill and eat those people.” “We don’t like you at all. Go home!” “Welcome, sister wife!” “[Name], will you marry me?” “Innocent! Congrats! We knew it was self-defense.” “Welcome home! I have the imodium you asked for.” “Welcome back! I hope your colonoscopy went well!” “Welcome to your new home! Our polygamy community is eager to meet you.”
Funny Airport Welcome Signs for Kids
Embarrass your child in the middle of the airport. Whether your kid’s coming back from college, a school trip, or anything else, welcome them back with a bit of humor. A lot of popular airport welcome signs are aimed at adults, so just make sure the joke is appropriate for their age range. Here are some examples: While wearing a pickle costume: “Welcome home, [name]. You’re a real big dill!” While wearing a Darth Vader costume: “[Name]... I am your father.” “This better be the last time I pick you up here. Welcome home!” “Welcome home, [name]! You’re behind on your chores.” “What was juvie like? Did you have fun?” “[Name], come with me. I have candy in my van!” “[Name], the DNA test results came back. I am not your father!” “Holy [poop emoji], we missed you!” “Welcome home, [name]! We converted your room into storage. “Welcome back, [name]! We started watching [popular TV show] without you.”
Funny Airport Welcome Signs for Siblings
You’re never too old to tease your sibling. Whether you’re children or adults, teasing your sibling is basically a universal way to show you love them. If you’re forced to pick your sibling up from the airport, get a bit of revenge by embarrassing them in front of everyone. Here are some great welcome sign examples: “Welcome home, bro/sis! So happy they let you out early!” “Coming back was a big mistake. I know what you did!” “Welcome home! Now Mom can nag at you instead of me!” “It’s a two hour drive home, and I’m gassy. Welcome back!” “Welcome home, idiot! We missed you!” “Welcome back, [name]! Next time, get an Uber.” If your sibling is bringing their partner: “Welcome home, [sibling’s name]! And some dude.” “Welcome back from rehab! Third time’s the charm!” “Welcome back! Sorry you got kicked out of [state/country]! “Welcome home! Congrats on your new butt implants!”
How to Welcome Loved Ones at the Airport
Track their flight so you get there before they land. Being on time for pickup is one of the easiest ways to make someone feel welcome, especially if they’ve had a really long flight. Know their flight number and arrival time so you can find the right gate and be there to greet them when they land.
Pick them up inside the airport, if possible. Trying to pick someone up at curbside can be stressful for everyone involved, so consider parking in short-term and picking them up inside the building instead. This way, you can welcome them as soon as possible and make them feel extra welcome.
Greet them enthusiastically. Show your loved one how excited you are to see them. Have a big smile on your face, and, if you’re both huggers, welcome them with a warm embrace. Tell them how happy you are to see them, and ask them about their trip. Let them know you’re actively listening by asking for details. The way you greet them should also reflect the situation, however. If they’ve been traveling for something like a funeral, for example, greet them warmly but don’t go over the top with your excitement.
Bring them a welcome gift. There are a ton of things you can bring to make someone feel welcome at the airport. In addition to making a personalized welcome sign, consider bringing balloons, flowers, or a gift basket. Have their favorite snacks and drinks ready, as well, in case they’re hungry or thirsty after their flight.
Help them with their luggage. Your loved one is probably tired after their flight, so help them relax by offering to retrieve their bags and load them into the car. Ask if there are any other ways you can help them as well, and offer them a comfortable spot in the car so they can rest.
Ask them what they’d like to do next. Some people may want to stop and get something to eat after their flight while some might want to go home and take a nap. Others may be ready to go sight-seeing or do whatever fun activities you have planned. It’s probably best not to plan too much for their arrival day and just go with the flow.
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